Jokes:

The two young men became very close instantly soon after the train started to Bangalore from Chennai. .They soon were chatting about everything including their childhood experiences. Now over to them:
Kumar : ”Vijay, what is your childhood ambition?”
Vijay : “Well, Kumar, that’s a nice question. I always wanted to become a famous doctor like my dad.”
Kumar:” “Great, Vijay! have you become one now?”
Vijay : “No, unfortunately, not”
Kumar:”Oh! So sorry, but don’t worry, You have a father who is a great doctor!”.
Vijay:” No, Kumar, he also wanted to become a popular doctor when he was young”
Kumar: “Oh! that’s ok it is all in the game of life. By the by what you do Vijay now?”
Vijay : “I am just assisting my dad now.”
Kumar : ”That’s the greatness of you Vijay, I am really so proud to have you as my friend.”And what is your dad doing now?”
Vijay:”Honestly,he is unemployed and resting at home”



The patient was critically ill and was rushed to the hospital. But after a few minutes he died.

Sister Jayshree: “Oh god,if only you had arrived 10 minutes late he will be alive now”.
Relative of the victim :”Sorry, you mean we must have come before 10 minutes?”
Sister J.S:”no,sir I said it right only.You know,our chief doctor was about to leave for home when you arrived with the victim here.”

Dr.Vijay to the patient: (Dr wants to examine the patient).”Madam,will you please remove your clothes?
The patient(shyly):”No,doctor,you first”