Jokes:

The two young men became very close instantly soon after the train started to Bangalore from Chennai. .They soon were chatting about everything including their childhood experiences. Now over to them:
Kumar : ”Vijay, what is your childhood ambition?”
Vijay : “Well, Kumar, that’s a nice question. I always wanted to become a famous doctor like my dad.”
Kumar:” “Great, Vijay! have you become one now?”
Vijay : “No, unfortunately, not”
Kumar:”Oh! So sorry, but don’t worry, You have a father who is a great doctor!”.
Vijay:” No, Kumar, he also wanted to become a popular doctor when he was young”
Kumar: “Oh! that’s ok it is all in the game of life. By the by what you do Vijay now?”
Vijay : “I am just assisting my dad now.”
Kumar : ”That’s the greatness of you Vijay, I am really so proud to have you as my friend.”And what is your dad doing now?”
Vijay:”Honestly,he is unemployed and resting at home”



The patient was critically ill and was rushed to the hospital. But after a few minutes he died.

Sister Jayshree: “Oh god,if only you had arrived 10 minutes late he will be alive now”.
Relative of the victim :”Sorry, you mean we must have come before 10 minutes?”
Sister J.S:”no,sir I said it right only.You know,our chief doctor was about to leave for home when you arrived with the victim here.”

Dr.Vijay to the patient: (Dr wants to examine the patient).”Madam,will you please remove your clothes?
The patient(shyly):”No,doctor,you first”

Let us have a basic knowledge in power generation. This infra structure project can improve the industrial economy in a country.

Hydro power: Water from the dam comes down rapidly and runs a water turbine and the power is generated.
Thermal power: Coal is ignited at very high temperatures to get steam which will run a steam turbine and generate electricity.
Atomic power: Here Uranium metal is used to effect nuclear fission which releases nuclear energy .This heat energy helps to heat the heavy water and produce steam. This steam is used to rotate the steam turbine to generate power.We can also generate power from wind energy ,running windmills. Similarly the tidal energy from the sea can also be utilized to generate power but it is not viable. Recently new technology has been identified for generating power from garbage

Many people both men and women commit suicide when their love fail.This is very common in developing countries like INDIA.We come across news about such self killings almost every day in media.A boy or girl falls in love and if the other person does not respond and rejects the proposal he or she instantly takes the wild decision to KILL self.This is really very painful though not meaningful.The young people who have a lot to achieve in life should not fail like this so miserably.
When your lover rejects you please take it easy,I know it is not easy but we have no other option.How to forget and move on?Every one has weak points.So the person you love should also be having his/her own weak points or demerits.Think of those demerits and realize he/she is not the best in the world to give up our life.There are millions and millions of men and women in this world and you need only one person from them.Now do you understand how easy it is to find another love?You will definitely meet your soul mate very soon if you move on this affair.
You are born to achieve and not to sacrifice your priceless life for some one who has no care or interest on you.If he/she is in love with you for real ,then you can fight the whole world to death.There is meaning in your death.You can sacrifice your life only for someone who is also equally willing to sacrifice anything for you.
How to win the love failure?Now take your love failure in a positive way.Stand up with new energy and strength and come up in life with flying colors.Work doubly hard and achieve your goals.Now you have a status in the society.This will certainly make her/him REALIZE that you she/he is the real loser and not you.This is the BEST way of WINNING a love that FAILED.

Will you allow me to hold the mosquito coil in front of your eyes to take you to a flash back to several years before?
I was in my final year of my college life and that too in the last few days.Jayshree was introduced to me by a common friend on an unforgettable day.Some times when see a person for the first time we instantly feel special about him/her.We feel as if we know him/her for years .I felt as if I knew her for many births.I was very happy when she told me she too felt the same way.So quickly we became very close .We talked about all the matters under the sun i.e.;science,engineering,music,films,poems,sports,career,ice creams and even the latest gossip of the popular heroines.When I told her the essence of Maha bharatha,she explained me what was in the four vedhas(She was an expert in sanskrit)More we talked we felt more we left at the end of the day.But somehow we never talked about our personal matters and about our families.

Our campus life was nearing to an end.She started to ask me about my family and my background.She even asked me to take her to my home.She was from other state and was a hostler whereas I was a day scholar.I was a little embarrassed to take her to my home.I was living in a small house with minimum comforts.I knew she was residing in a big bungalow.She used to fly to Delhi and bombay for the vacations when I visited my villages.She drove a car to the college when I had a old motorcycle.

She was having a high image on me so far.I did not want my image to be lowered at any cost.There was only one day left before she had to leave me for her state.She gave me a dead line until 3 'o' clock on the last day.I had to take her to my home and give my address and if not she would go away from my life for ever.I spent a sleepless night to decide to honour my image than my feelings.

Then we learnt to live without any information about the other.It was then it struck me that she also did not tell anything about her family and back ground.What was preventing her?I don't know where she is now.But I am sure she has a respect for me in her heart.I am convincing myself that it was not love but a true friendship.I always wish her all the best in life.

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This is undoubtedly a million dollar question which might have come into the minds of millions of men all around the world.Yet not much of us thought about the techniques which could be used to win women in love.Here friends, I am going to give you some simple tips that could help you to a great extent practically. First of all you have to carefully choose the woman you want to win.She has to be winnable by you.In other words there should not be huge differences in STATUS,PERSONALITY,AGE,EDUCATION,CULTURE and FINANCIAL STATUS.Well,now you have selected the woman you want,so how to win her?
Firstly you have to make her look at you with some interest and attraction.How to achieve it?You have to look catchy with your looks and dresses.So,friends,please try to look clean and neat with perfectly stitched elegant clothes during your initial meetings with her.(If you don't have a good personality,don't worry,we have other effective tools to make her surrender)
Secondly start picking up small conversations with her. Now while talking with her find out her aims,ambitions,likes,dislikes and her views about family and love.For example if she likes the love stories of Denise robins you can discuss about the stories you have read of the same author.Talk to her as much interestingly as possible.Talk to her intelligently and make her think you know a lot and have a good general knowledge.You can also show her that you are physically very strong whenever you get a chance to do so.Make her believe you are a family oriented person because women like men of that sort very much.
Women like ambitious men.Tell her your aims to become a BILLGATES in future even if you never have such thoughts in your mind.All women want their husbands to be WEALTHY and HEALTHY.Women are interested in talking to their men and listening to them.Mostly men talk more before marriage.CONVERSING with a woman is an ART.I have seen very beautiful and rich women falling for ordinary men without much personality.Women love romantic things.So you can talk about romantic stories and real incidents to her.When she talks listen to her with interest.Listen to her even if she talks about a matter which does not interest you at all.
Talk to her funny and jokingly cracking all sorts of jokes abundantly and instantly and make her laugh all the time she is with you.When you are sure she has developed some special interest on you,you may start teasing her in many matters without hurting her.She will start touching you as if she wants to beat you in false anger.Now you immediately get very closer with each other.At this point you may establish that you will be sexually very active and capable after marriage.Praise her beauty often lavishly but honestly.
Be active and enegetic while you are with her.Woman loves the speed and the strength of man.When she has almost about decided to accept your love,assure her that you will love her truly with all your heart till the end.Make her feel she will be safe and secure with you after marriage.She will be sure to bear the smart chidren from your genes.Remember the important occasions like her birth days and celebrate them with her with joy.Women love to get gifts from their beloved ones,so don't forget it.Above all tell her "I lOVE YOU" as much and as frequently as possible because these MAGIC words which cost nothing means a lot to them and will make them SURRENDER to you TOTALLY for ever.So friends,go win your women and enjoy,GOOD LUCK!